Tourist Attractions

ARTIFACT: Believers call this piece of toast bearing the
likeness of ecological ethicist Aldo Leopold “The One True Crust”.
The scorched relic, which survived the Runaway Lunchbreak
Prairie Burn of 2003, is on display at the Museum of Petty
Scofflaws, in Menasha. Each year the museum awards a replica
to the worst offender who clogs municipal waste-processing
equipment by pretending that bread bags are recyclable.

Notes on Drawer Seven

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