Procrastination Tip #16
All this criticism of federal government surveillance will disappear once we realize that we now have a way to precisely retrace our steps so that we can find our missing car keys.
Procrastination Tip #17
What picture book could’ve influenced a toddler Vladimir Putin to become human?
Procrastination Tip #18
Speaking of things Russian, I successfully threw away an old garbage can using the “matryoshka doll method,” which requires a larger garbage can that I wanted to keep.
Procrastination Tip #19
I think one of my toes is growing, but I can’t be sure without going through all our old family photo albums in search of a baseline.
Procrastination Tip #20
What the world needs is a poem that rhymes “waif,” “naif,” and “giraiffe.”
Come on, what’s your favorite procrastination tip?